who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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