Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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