do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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