Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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