so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I love you.
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