So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I showed him my bush... on skype.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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