I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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