i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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