i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
nutella sex= disaster
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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