I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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