their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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