idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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