I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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