You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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