We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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