This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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