You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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