I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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