Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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