Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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