David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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