just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
OPIZZABONMYDICK
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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