His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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