he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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