guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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