My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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