just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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