i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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