Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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