They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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