He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just forgot I was standing up.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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