whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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