Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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