windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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