It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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