how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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