I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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