my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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