I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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