So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
sarcasm needs its own font
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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