i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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