Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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