He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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