She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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