White coat. Heels.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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