she was so not down for the gang bang
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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