We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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