I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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