at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Less talking, more tequila
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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