Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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