you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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