Yo dont text me then not text me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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